how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
We started going ogre ideas. Everyone we invite needs to dress as a fairy tale creature. Sophia will come out and yell, “What are you DOING IN MY SWAMP.” Then this song will play and the party will begin.
oh my god
WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.
i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!
Art by Beanseller
Team Magma Leader and extras - Me
Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod