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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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gimmes:

bearsbeetsburritos:

gimmes:

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

We started going ogre ideas. Everyone we invite needs to dress as a fairy tale creature. Sophia will come out and yell, “What are you DOING IN MY SWAMP.” Then this song will play and the party will begin. 

oh my god

gimmes:

bearsbeetsburritos:

gimmes:

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

We started going ogre ideas. Everyone we invite needs to dress as a fairy tale creature. Sophia will come out and yell, “What are you DOING IN MY SWAMP.” Then this song will play and the party will begin. 

oh my god

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crazy4smosh-anthonyandian:

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

SO ADORABLE

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charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

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itsbrittanybiiitch:

Shots fired

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hellotailor:

mrv3000:

i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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tylersvathings:

1 blah blah lava

2 yes yes quiiiiiiite

3 DO YOU??

4 uhhhh

5 DO IT DIEPOD

6 DIEPOD FUCKS THAT FISH

FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

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